Dinner Time Joker Gifts

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

I'll try the cod surprise.

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'House red please.'

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'Where's my chicken?.'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

Opie Ate

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

"I'm sorry sir, our server is down."