Laughing Dinner Joker Gifts

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

I'll try the cod surprise.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'This milk smells funny.'

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'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"Knife...fork..."

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

Waiter, there's a fly drowning in my soup. Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

'House red please.'