Laughing Dinner Joker Gifts

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

I'll try the cod surprise.

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'This milk smells funny.'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

Which of you jokers swapped my apron for this?

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'House red please.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'Your table will be ready shortly.'