Dinner Time Joker T-Shirts

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?'

I'll try the cod surprise.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

The End is Night

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

"I recommend the salad, fatty"

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Your Dinner is in the Tin

Waiter, there's a fly drowning in my soup. Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

"....My wife and I are strict humanitarians."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

'House red please.'

'Your table will be ready shortly.'

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

'Where's my chicken?.'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

Opie Ate

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'