Tea Time Joker Gifts

'Ooh? Is it time we were going?'

"Factory second."

101 uses of a dead cat: teacosy

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'The grudge match.'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Adventurer Arthur Beale attempts to replace the 'shuttle'.

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

Cat Lady

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Bird Bath.

"I'm not into health foods. I need all the preservatives I can get."

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Normal? That's just a setting on a dryer."

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

'So unfair, Maisie gets far more than I will just for having a dead husband.'

'Are you still having trouble with that nosey neighbour?'

'Bad homework eating dog! Bad!'

Oh no, it's some kind of mass grave