Lunchtime Joker Gifts

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'This milk smells funny.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'The house is as you left it, Luv - I'm lodging at the Red Lion.'

Lance, why do all of your burps seem to end in a question mark? Because I like a burp to be a conversation starter. And see? It worked!

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."