Lunchtime Joker Pillows

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'This milk smells funny.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

'The house is as you left it, Luv - I'm lodging at the Red Lion.'

'You were here for dinner just two weeks ago. That's what I call a fast recovery!'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'I'm going to have to call you back, I have a full plate right now.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."