Lunch Break Jokester Pillows

'I warned you - NEVER mention flat tax while Nelson is eating!'

"Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"Lunchward ho!"

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

CEO (Out to lunch).

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Gary, are you taking a lunch break already?"

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.