Jokey Lunch Breaker Pillows

'Not very friendly, is he?'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"I brought my lunch."

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

One Hour Sandwich shop

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

CEO (Out to lunch).

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

IT department/Cup of T department.

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

"Your computer is making a horrible sound. Maybe the fan is going bad."