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'Not very friendly, is he?'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"I brought my lunch."

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

CEO (Out to lunch).

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

Bureau of Hospital Nursing - Be Back At IV.

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

IT department/Cup of T department.

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

Donuts. 12 off.

"I got an e-mail from 'Bored Housewife', looking for some action. So I sent her my laundry."