The Lunch Breaker T-Shirts

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

One Hour Sandwich shop

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

Chinese business cuisine.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

Donuts. 12 off.

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"