The Lunch Breaker T-Shirts

CEO (Out to lunch).

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

Sandwich filing.

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

Chinese business cuisine.

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'Oh... you got the alphabet subliminal soup!'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

'Let's break for lunch. I'll order pizza.'

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

'O.K. you've made your point - take an extra 1/2 hour for lunch.'

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"