Daytime Tv Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

University Soapflakes

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Expanded Limited Investigation

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

How TV Causes Violence

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Plan B

Waking the Dead.

The Professionals.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'