Daytime Tv Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I wish school was more like TV."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Waking the Dead.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Plan B

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'