Fantasia Fan Gifts

Magic brooms empty buckets of resumes into an overflowing Job Centre

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Bowled over again!

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Paranormal A-Z...

Lady of the bath...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."