Fantasia Fan Mugs

Magic brooms empty buckets of resumes into an overflowing Job Centre

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.