Fur Coat Fanatic Gifts

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"A little help, please."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Fur Baby

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's a good boy!"

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Pet Adoptions

Baskerville Tabby.

"He's a rescue."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"