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'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Baskerville Tabby.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"The meaning of life is cats."

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup