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'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"I love you too, big guy."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Camping-Pong

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kensington Fluffies

Pond Dipping...

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Puppy.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?