Ferry Food Fan T-Shirts

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Sushi Train Spotters

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

The Cud Food Guide

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Ahh, Chicken Soup

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"Skunk! How is it?"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

The Food of Shame.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'