Maritime Mystery Fan Gifts

Shark scaring man into mouth.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"He's a keeper!"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Lighthouse switch

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

No Shoes, No Service.

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager