Maritime Fans Mugs

Titanic and mobile

Holiday time.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"They're so like us."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Will you marry me?

Submarine Attacks

Beacon Theatre

Exempli Gratia.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

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