Maritime Lore Lover Mugs

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Cannonball!'

Boat wedding.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

No Shoes, No Service.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

If only they'd taken it with them!

A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

Will Christen Your Ship

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

Octo-Pirate

Flying Dutchman

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

The Flying Dutchman

Desk With Figurehead.

'Will you knock off the 'rub - adub - tub' stuff!'