Naval Lore Lover Mugs

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

Remote control pirate bully

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Victorian Royal Navy

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Flying Dutchman

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"