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Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

Remote control pirate bully

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Victorian Royal Navy

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Flying Dutchman

U Boat