Maritime Lore Mugs

Desk With Figurehead.

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Call me Ishmael."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Captain Thomas Coram.

Flying Dutchman

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

If only they'd taken it with them!

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'They say it's unsinkable.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Sea yarns.

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Tempting!

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Octo-Pirate

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

Vacant Lighthouse

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

'Women and children first!'

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'