Maritime Lore Buff Mugs

If only they'd taken it with them!

The Food Chain

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We should talk more.'

Flying Dutchman

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Now blow like hell!'

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Out on the Town with the Draculas

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

I swear you make me laugh when I'm eating just to see squid come out my blowhole.

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Beware of the Cog. (Cog pears around from behind a tree as Frank approaches.)

Octopus

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

Tempting!

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

The Mermaid and the Cat

Vacant Lighthouse

Mermaids cross

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'