Maritime Lore Pillows

Desk With Figurehead.

Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Call me Ishmael."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'We should talk more.'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Captain Thomas Coram.

Flying Dutchman

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

If only they'd taken it with them!

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

Sea yarns.

Whaler Poised with Harpoon

Tempting!

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Two Voices in the Air (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

Vacant Lighthouse

Octo-Pirate

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'

'Please play for 100th Anniversary the Song of Death!'

'Women and children first!'

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'