Nautical Treasure Seeker T-Shirts

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Treasure Island Book.

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Dept. of the Treasury

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

Ghostship

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

The Imperfect Storm