Affair Aficionados Gifts

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Sitting in a tree

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Valentine Day

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

You just keep giving.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Pie chart of pub conversations

A small heart within a big heart.

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

A couple holding hands

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Man and Tree - I need a hug.