Affair Aficionados Gifts

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Sitting in a tree

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Valentine Day

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

You just keep giving.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Pie chart of pub conversations

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

A small heart within a big heart.

A couple holding hands

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."