Amour Enthusiast Pillows

Romances

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Paint pots in love

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"This will be hilarious!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Ladies

Funnel of Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Love

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Funnel of Love

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Champagne Bubble