Relationship Gambler Pillows

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Paint pots in love

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Complaining cricket wives

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Hold on

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Too desperate?"