Relationship Gambler Pillows

"I know I lost you, but I won you back didn't I !"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Complaining cricket wives

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Growing Love

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"