Dating Game Player Gifts

'...then, after you buy me dinner, we could go back to my place and maybe...'

"There's something different about you."

'My perfume? Actually, it's called 'insect repellent' but at the moment it doesn't seem to be working.'

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"Did you score with the twins last night?"

"She's just being Koi."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

scrabble love

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Do you play footsie on the first date? Yes, but I only use the first toe.

Cards Blind Dating Game

"I fancy tall men."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

'Oh yeah? Well step outside to my hotel room and say that.'

"Spin the Noodle"

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?

"You were right! 'Love' means nothing to him."

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

Mona Lisa in a bar: 'Forget it, Ted...she's way out of your league!'

'I finally found Mr Right!'