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"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

Cards Blind Dating Game

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Speed Dating

"I fancy tall men."

"If he was just 8 inches taller...million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."