Date Night Appreciator T-Shirts

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

Romantic Violinist.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Do you mind?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

'S'more wine?'

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."