"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
Date Night Critic Gifts
Searching for a fun and clever gift for someone who loves to analyze every detail of date night? Our collection of quirky, amusing items adds humor and personality to their romantic critiques. Whether it’s a playful mug, a witty t-shirt, or a humorous print, find the perfect present that captures their discerning, humorous spirit and makes date nights even more memorable.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Life is for the birds.
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
So Close..
"You do like octopus?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
"You're such a good listener."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"You're the lid to my pot."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
Sauvignon Bonk
Why we need poetry. . .
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Romantic Violinist.
'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"Do you mind?"
Romance
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
Try to guess the continent dining...
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"I love you, you big fool."
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
Date Night Critic Gifts Collection
Date Night Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty designs perfect for the savvy date night critic in your life.
Date Night Critic Pillows
Check out our quirky pillows, ideal for adding personality and humor to the space of your favorite critic.
Date Night Critic Prints
Discover our humorous and stylish prints to brighten up any room with the playful spirit of a date night critic.
Date Night Critic T-Shirts
Browse our range of fun t-shirts that celebrate the humorous side of date night critiques.