'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'
Date Night Narrator Gifts
Looking for a gift for your date night narrator? Whether you're celebrating an anniversary or just keeping things fun, our creatively humorous gifts add a personal touch. Perfect for couples who cherish shared stories and lively moments, these gifts bring humor and warmth to your special evenings. Discover a range of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to your unique story together, making every night memorable.
'I sent out for everything.'
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
Life is for the birds.
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."
So Close..
"You do like octopus?"
'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'
"You're such a good listener."
"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"
"You're the lid to my pot."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
Sauvignon Bonk
Why we need poetry. . .
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
Romantic Violinist.
'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"Do you mind?"
Romance
'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'
Try to guess the continent dining...
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"I love you, you big fool."
'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'
"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
Date Night Narrator Gifts Collection
Date Night Narrator Mugs
Discover more creative and humorous mugs that celebrate your love story. Perfect for adding a personal touch to your coffee or tea moments.
Date Night Narrator Pillows
Add a touch of humor and love to your home with our unique pillows. Perfect for snuggling after a romantic night.
Date Night Narrator Prints
Show off your relationship’s personality with our humorous and heartfelt prints. Great for decorating your favorite space together.
Date Night Narrator T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that reflect your fun and creative relationship. Wear your love story proudly with our playful designs.