Date Night Storytellers Gifts

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

In Desperate Straits.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Papi, I heard something!"

Sharing Drinks.

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

The End is Night

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

"But I'm not even tir..."

"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"