First Date Storyteller Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the storyteller of your first date? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who cherish sharing stories, making memories, and starting new romantic chapters. Find something special that captures their charming narrative style and love for storytelling, whether it’s a playful mug, witty t-shirt, or an artistic print. Show your appreciation for their ability to turn moments into memorable tales with a gift that celebrates their storytelling flair.

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In Desperate Straits.

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"So how was your date with Smiley?" mockup

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...' mockup

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?" mockup

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

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"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..." mockup

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.' mockup

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

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"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..." mockup

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

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She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate. mockup

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

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"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story." mockup

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

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"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?" mockup

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

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"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral." mockup

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

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But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job. mockup

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

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'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.' mockup

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

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'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.' mockup

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

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"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?" mockup

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

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"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but... mockup

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

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"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges." mockup

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

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Nailed him on the first date.

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'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.' mockup

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

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'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.' mockup

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

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'More champagne please.' 'I see what you meant by bubbly personality.'

'More champagne please.' 'I see what you meant by bubbly personality.' mockup

'More champagne please.' 'I see what you meant by bubbly personality.'

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"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp." mockup

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

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'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!' mockup

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

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I brought a little ice breaker.'

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"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with." mockup

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

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'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.' mockup

'Oh, my god! It just occurred to me that you might look really weird with wet hair.'

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"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning." mockup

"What I don't like about the military is all the emphasis on winning."

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Social Issues.

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'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?' mockup

'It's been an interesting evening. Do you mind if I use your ledge for a minute?'

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'At some point this evening I'll probably say something highly insulting. Obnoxiousness is part of my genetic make up.'

'At some point this evening I'll probably say something highly insulting. Obnoxiousness is part of my genetic make up.' mockup

'At some point this evening I'll probably say something highly insulting. Obnoxiousness is part of my genetic make up.'

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We don't want to see your pull-down menu

We don't want to see your pull-down menu mockup

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

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Distress flare.

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First Date Storyteller Gifts Collection

First Date Storyteller Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for the first date storyteller and find the perfect cup to enhance their storytelling rituals.

First Date Storyteller Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows designed for storytellers to relax and dream about their next romantic chapter.

First Date Storyteller Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate storytelling, romance, and the art of sharing unforgettable moments.

First Date Storyteller T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for the creative storyteller and add a fun flair to their wardrobe.