Date Night Storytellers Mugs

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

In Desperate Straits.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"Papi, I heard something!"

Sharing Drinks.

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

Artist and night

"But I'm not even tir..."

"Get whatever you want. My mom's paying."