Dating Life Storyteller Mugs

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

In Desperate Straits.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

"Did I mention the date I had last night? A complete stiff, no sense of humor ... much too cerebral."

"You lead such an interesting life. I've never been called to testify before a Congressional Banking Committee."

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

"This isn't about another woman, Melissa. It's about magic beans.''

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

Star Light, Star Bright

Man with Sex Reviews.

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

"You lead an interesting life, Miss Edwards."

'My first husband was a whiner my second husband was a complainer. My present husband is a happy combination.'

"I've come to the conclusion that there isn't anything you can say that will cheer me up or make it better!"

"Mind if I journal?"

"All the good ones are buried."

'Boy, Cora's gonna kill me if she gets wise, but meet me tonight behind the castle.'

'I told you Jeff was a stud. I didn't say he was smart.'