Dating Story Enthusiast Mugs

'Hello, dating agency? Who was the genuis that matched me up with Edward Scissorhands?!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Romance

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Funnel of Love

Love

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Funnel of Love

Dialogue about the relationship.

Champagne Bubble

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Words of Love

You're my Venus

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'