Dorothy and the singles bar
Singles Scene Critic T-Shirts
Express their playful attitude with t-shirts that celebrate the singles life. Bold, funny designs make these perfect for anyone who loves humor and self-empowerment in their wardrobe.
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'
No Talent Agency
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
Alligator Bars
NEW FALL LINEUP
'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'
"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."
'Producers don't make money from bad living actors but sometimes we can make money from actors who have tragically died... You know what I mean?'
"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."
'Forget it, they're gay.'
Peg Party.
Nah, He's not my stripe
"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."
'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'
'What kind of agent are you if you can't even get my phone hacked?'
'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'
"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."
"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
Sue meets another Winner
Singles Bar - "Yes I'm a dog but I've got a great personality."
'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'
'I'm looking for a new wife - or one in mint condition.'
'...Anyway, enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.'
Unmanned Drones.
'Are you a virgin?' - 'Of course I am, ask anybody.'
"It's SO nice to meet a man who doesn't have a one-track mind..."
"Ruby, get your tail - feathers in here. . . some loser has sent us his plume pics!"
'Do you realize what they are saying about me?'
'Don't fall for his lines, he's a lyre bird...'
'Gross! That guy is letting his dog lick him right on the mouth!'
Another Soft-Porn Dating Show
"I demand you show something worth watching!"
Singles Scene Critic T-Shirts Collection
Singles Scene Critic Mugs
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Singles Scene Critic Pillows
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Singles Scene Critic Prints
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