Dating Scene Star Gifts

'Well... in the add it said that you are an animal lover, is that true?'

"She's just being Koi."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"I just love a nice knight out."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

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'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I need a man who will commit."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Huge fan."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

He's Tasty!

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

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Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

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'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You had me at hell..."

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."