Dating Scene Star Mugs

'Well... in the add it said that you are an animal lover, is that true?'

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Alligator Bars

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"I need a man who will commit."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Huge fan."

He's Tasty!

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'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Chick Magnet

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

"You had me at hell..."

"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."

Nah, He's not my stripe

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'