Dating App Enthusiasts Gifts

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."

"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"You lack spontaniety."

cuPad

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.