Dating App Enthusiasts Mugs

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

"You look even better in person than you did on the dressing-room surveillance camera."

"I just like these hooking-up apps for the swiping."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Today's love

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"You lack spontaniety."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

You looked different during our video chat.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."