Internet Daters Gifts

Computer dating.

"Well, we met on a 'Car Seat Safety' group. I joined to troll, she was a moderator, the rest is history."

"I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now delete your Tinder profiles."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'George and I met on line!'

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'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'You look exactly like your website.'

Internet dating

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."