Internet Daters T-Shirts

Computer dating.

"I pronounce you husband and wife. You may now delete your Tinder profiles."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'George and I met on line!'

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"It's another letter from Mr. Wentworth. He writes, 'You up?' and then there are some pictures of a smiley face and an eggplant."

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

Internet dating

"We need to text about our relationship."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'