Oceanic Romantics Gifts

Marry me on a surfboard

Scientists are sexy

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Romance on the Yacht

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Ship of fools.

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

Underwater wedding!

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Barn Wedding

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

'How was your date?'

The Honeymooners.

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"

"I think of eating them as a form of nonverbal communication."

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline."

'When we first met you used to take the cigarette out when you kissed me!'

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'It's called 'marriage' -- it's part of the New Morality.'