Oceanic Romantics Gifts

Marry me on a surfboard

Scientists are sexy

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Romance on the Yacht

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

Ship of fools.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Underwater wedding!

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Barn Wedding

'How was your date?'

The Honeymooners.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

I thought playing footsie went out with the horse and carriage. Perhaps, but for me, it still has that new-buggy smell.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"

"I think of eating them as a form of nonverbal communication."

"Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline."

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'When we first met you used to take the cigarette out when you kissed me!'