Sea Loving Romantics Gifts

Underwater wedding!

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Romance on the Yacht

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Sandy Floss

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Eel-mail

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'