Sea Loving Romantics Gifts

Underwater wedding!

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

The Imperfect Storm

Romance on the Yacht

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sandy Floss

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

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