Saltwater Romantics Gifts

I think we're on the same wave length.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Romance on the Yacht

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I think she's really into you."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Underwater wedding!

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'

"You're all arms Rodney."

Crab reads 'The Little Book of Clams.'

Marry me on a surfboard

Sailing

The Honeymooners.

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Boat Called Available.

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

"Unwarranted attention on the port side Captain.'

'Mate with you! Are you joking - we live in a glass bowl!'

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

Aquarium wedding

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

Fish Sex Lives