Underwater Laughter Lover Mugs

Becky regretted joining SeaHarmony.com

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Shark food pyramid.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Marine Band

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'MILK FIGHT!'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Right now I'm on a 'man diet'. No more boyfriends until I lose twenty pounds.'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"What's a nice plaice like you, doing in a girl like this...?"

'I've swapped the cooling fan for a heater: My laptop is working fine now...'

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'